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u bitches better reblog this i worked really hard on it
Wait! Does that mean…
PLEASE TELL ME I AM WRONG
but how about this post with the terrible tags telling you that this:
and then it just gets worse because her little pause before she says “the baby” because why would she hesitate to tell his that Jackie is preganent? but she could never tell so she gives him this one lie and jesus just go read it (X)
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
I’m glad it isn’t just me
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
"But he is so nice and he won’t hurt you." " You would be cute together." "Do you want to be on your own forever."
STILL NOT INTERESTED!!!
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK
Everything about this screen capture is perfection.
gUYS MY NEW PHOTOGRAPHY TEACHER LOOKS LIKE WILL GRAHAM I’M SO EXCITED
the composition just so, I’ve adjusted the shutter speed and aperture. the leaves and rocks interact in a contrast that serves to enhance the existing color palette. this is my design.
I can’t believe you did that
OH MY FUCKING GOD OKAY I WAS IN MY BIOLOGY LESSON JUST NOW AND WE WERE LEARNING ABOUT PLANT SEX ORGANS AND WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT CUCUMBERS AND WE MADE OUR TEACHER TYPE “WHAT SEX ARE CUCUMBERS?” INTO GOOGLE AN D SHE CLICKED ON THE FIRST LINK WITHOUT THINKING AND IT WAS A FUCKING GALLERY OF IMAGES OF SEXUAL PENETRATION USING CUCUMBERS AN D SHE SCREAMED AND SHE WAS TRYING TO GET I T OFF THE SCREEN AND I WAS FUCKING LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Oh my god
i think i need to add a thing to my wishlist
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
When actresses are their characters
You scream I scream we all scream for cocaineWe will never speak of this again