As you can probably tell, I spend way too much time watching TV and movies, reading, surfing the internet and generally obsessing over my many fandoms. I have no idea what I want to do with my life once I leave school... If only procrastinating was a paid job because I would be fantastic at it.


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xcziel:

alykat86:

tastefullyoffensive:

[labracadabrador]

Um ….

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 62,385 notes

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 108,227 notes
wobblydash:

wobblydash:

image

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 254,500 notes

clumsyasivory:

scienceofdiscontent:

man these guys think they are so swag bc they are homies with her.

Just look at their fucking faces.

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 39,058 notes
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ohgodbenny:

I love it when he smiles like this.

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 7,385 notes
consultive:

"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain" –JM

consultive:

"Every fairytale needs a good old-fashioned villain" –JM

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 4,224 notes

victorhugosbigsister:

The adventures of James Buchanan Barnes: checking out Peggy’s butt.

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 2,686 notes

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 219,894 notes

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 120,644 notes

officialwhitegirls:

shoutout to those followers that aren’t the same blog type as you and never even reblog you but still follow you

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 18,376 notes
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behindtheblush:

oh gosh…

behindtheblush:

oh gosh…

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 517 notes

sexualthorientation:

i love how this starts out like he’s the quiet second son in daddy’s big chair, complete with the little tremor in his voice. then he stands up to full height and suddenly he’s all man-sized and his voice drops like two octaves to inform them that he is their king now and idk man i find it sexy as hell

5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 3,481 notes
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
5 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 314,457 notes