As you can probably tell, I spend way too much time watching TV and movies, reading, surfing the internet and generally obsessing over my many fandoms. I have no idea what I want to do with my life once I leave school... If only procrastinating was a paid job because I would be fantastic at it.


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futurefantastic:

battybatty:

Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

22 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 160,533 notes

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

50 minutes ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 45,132 notes
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lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

lisabunnies:

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

1 hour ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 144,706 notes

ericscissorhands:

"You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 12,878 notes

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

2 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 584,331 notes

you-cant-take-the-sky-from-me:

thegirlwiththethornonherside:

aaaaaaawwwwww

So, that’s what Days of Future Past is about.

3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 185,986 notes

jason-peeta-todd:

  1. [singular] y’all
  2. [plural] all y’all
3 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 217,422 notes

nyaa:

"omg you’re just blogging for attention"

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

18 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 136,334 notes
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kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

18 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 235,466 notes

romangod:

somethingtolose-somethingtoprove:

romangod:

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See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.

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18 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 137,726 notes
chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

chicagno:

oh i think i will animals

18 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 227,997 notes