Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
FOR USE OF
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN
You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
"You know, the three of us have been living on the edge way too long. When we’re not running from the police, we’re fending off some costumed whack-job. Gotham is worse than ever. That gives us a choice — we can get out, or band together.” - Catwoman
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
So, that’s what Days of Future Past is about.
- [singular] y’all
- [plural] all y’all
"omg you’re just blogging for attention"
and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?
Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.
See, this post isnt even funny. Its just a picture of one of the hemswhatever brothers smiling, and it has 19 notes. Because someone tumblr famous posted it. OMFG. Im tired of my quality shit not getting notes omfg. it needs to stahp ok. UGH. Then again, it could be an inside joke. BUT HOW DO 19 PEOPLE SHARE AN INSIDE JOKE THIS IS THE INTERNET.
oh i think i will animals